June 2009
43 posts
That’s the Dole banana. I’m about to kick his ass!
– Josh (via paigepasta)
All in all it's the perfect scene. And there's not...
(via paigepasta)
paigepasta:
Love—is anterior to Life— Posterior—to Death— Initial of Creation, and The Exponent of Earth—
paigepasta:
Come on. Don’t try to act like it’s the first time that you’ve taken clothes off.
And baby you’re so right. But maybe I’m nervous. Cause my hand is shaking and my heart is pumpin’.
And I think I like it. So won’t you show me some credit? And I’m not talkin’ bout skin. I just hope that you notice…the way it feels when we kiss. The way it feels when we….
Perspective.
paigepasta:
My favorite word. And what I live by.
Thank you, perspective, for showing me happiness. For showing me life.
Thank you for helping me help others.
Is it too soon to say perfect? :)
(via paigepasta)
Hi,
paigepasta:
I love you.
You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still...
– Tinkerbell ♥ (via paigepasta)
I know in our day, a rebel means “sinner,” but everyone is sinning, so its no...
– Mark Driscoll (via midnight-lunacy) (via paigepasta)
Oh baby you want me? Well you can get this lap...
(via paigepasta)
paigepasta:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(310): My bra smells like weed because there’s weed in my bra
hahahahahahahahaha
paigepasta:
The crimes I’ve committed aren’t heard by any judge And there are only two in this courtroom and I must confess. What’s done is done and I’m not the type that can’t be conned into being convinced. We both know this. I should be ashamed of this, I’m not, ‘Cause I have tasted grapes. This smile, don’t look. It’s my bait, my words, the hook. These acts of immorality are the only...
Sluttin' it up in the car as the missionaries walk...
(via paigepasta)
What's left of me you'll swallow soon.
(via paigepasta)
I love this movie!! And this is my favorite part : )
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispering] Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
paigepasta:
haleymegan:
You should go if you wanna leave. I know when you’re 6 feet deep you’ll be saying sorry so I’ll make it easy.
I’ll pick out the most beautiful coffin for you to send you on your way.
And I’ll douse it with gasoline to make sure when you leave this place that you leave it up in flames.
When the smoke fills your lungs and your body starts to decay and you blend into...
At a gym without a pool.
Guy in speedo: I really love wearing this speedo
Worker at gym: we don't have a pool....
Guy in speedo: I know, but I'm wearing my speedo ANYWAY!
Why would you wanna break a perfectly good heart?...
(via paigepasta)
I'm just delirious, you can't be serious. You're...
(via paigepasta)
Fuck you. You're an asshole. I hate you.
You do what you love, and fuck the rest.
More like "Do who you love, and FUCK the rest."
Life is a bitch, deal with it. You can’t change it. But life is still beautiful....
– (via paigepasta)
paigepasta:
Hate me, hate me, tell me what’s wrong with me and break me, break me
Go on and shatter me
Cause lately you’ve run me into the ground
And you can hate me, hate me
Call it a victory
But you’ll see lately, not going easily
Cause I’m not falling down and you won’t get the best of me now
paigepasta:
You want this?!
….Not the way you were planning on giving it to me..
Love leaves a memory that no one can steal.
(via paigepasta)
Tumblr?
I’m not sure about this.